i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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