I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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