She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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