? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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