he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
false alarm, still single
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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