Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We don't watch enough power rangers
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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