yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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