Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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