I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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