Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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