I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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