i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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