The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
and she was petting her beer can
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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