looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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