he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
