Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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