i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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