What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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