Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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