so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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