I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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