i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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