I smell stomach acid.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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