is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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