If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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