yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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