i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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