Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
40s are totally the cure
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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