At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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