Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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