miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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