everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
pray to the hookup gods
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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