i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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