My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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