It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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