im holly from the hills drunk
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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