Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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