the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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