shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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