hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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