nutella sex= disaster
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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