Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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