If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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