I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I need a burrito and a hug.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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