i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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