Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night

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(703): View more from Virginia

Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(806): View more from Texas

This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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(347): View more from New York

You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?

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(530): View more from California

He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.

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(925): View more from California

I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.

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(618): View more from Illinois

We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins

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(714): View more from California

You turned down sex for fried cheese??

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My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!

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