So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
its liver damage thursday
The air taste purple.
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