I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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