doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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