you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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