The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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