your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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