I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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