I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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